“So now, in Louisiana, if you don’t have an ID, the only way to see nudity is to throw plastic beads in any direction,” he pointed out.

“Hold on!” Colbert said in mock outrage. “You mean to tell me I can’t trust my name, address and driver’s license number to the makers’ of ‘Ass-atar 2: Way of the Stepdaughter?’”

And he was only just getting started with the blue humor.

Check it out in his Wednesday night monologue: