Look out, Sonja Morgan. Luann de Lesseps is coming for your man! In the latest installment of Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake, the two engage in a little friendly competition over Billy Richard (pronounced: R-ē-sh-ard), the mid-western man they met at the bar at the end of last week’s episode.

At the start of Episode 3 — titled “Gone Muddin’” — de Lesseps goes to her friend’s motel room, where she finds a disheveled Morgan still recovering from her hanky panky with Richard from the night before.

“Usually I’m like tapping for more,” Morgan says. “This guy was like — and again and again and again. Holy shit, I got my pipes cleaned.”

Later on, the BFFs reunite with Richard and his friend to go mudding — which is basically just driving around muddy swamps in a monster truck-esque vehicle. But the mud isn’t the only thing that’s messy! At one point, de Lesseps swoops in for the kill after Morgan opts to give her lover an innocent hug.

“What? What’s that? I could do better than that. Right here,” de Lesseps says, motioning Richard to peck her on the mouth.

While Morgan remains mum in the moment, she doesn’t hold back while speaking in her confessional.

“I’ve only been with Billy one night,” she tells the cameras. “Everyone goes out with my men afterwards because I’m, like, the Good Housekeeping seal of approval. I’m the cock curator.”

She adds, “People know once I’m with a man, they’re worth going after. Just wait until I’m done! OK? Please.”

But fear not! Morgan gets back at de Lesseps by pushing her into a pile of wet mud — later saying, “Revenge is best served in the mud. Three Hail Mary’s and we move on.”

Unfortunately, Morgan’s romance with Richard — who had his last name tattooed across his back — was short-lived, as he was only visiting for the weekend. While chatting with Decider about the show, the reality star said it was a “bummer” that he had to leave — but still praised the men of Benton, Illinois.

“The men down there are real men. And I like that,” she said. “They know how to fix things. They know how to be romantic. They know how to make love.”

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake airs on Sunday nights at 10 p.m. ET on Bravo. New episodes are available to stream the next day on Peacock.